WooCommerce, fast on your busiest day
Your own PHP workers, Redis cache and database, configured for carts, checkout and background jobs. Sale days stay fast.
No more · Abandoned carts during the sale you planned for weeks
The operating system for WordPress & WooCommerce.
Dedicated cloud. Full-stack visibility. AI agents that diagnose, build and operate your sites — with your approval. WordPress infrastructure that thinks.
From $99/mo · No visitor limits · Free migration
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Agent investigating
Why did checkout conversion drop?
Checkout p95
2.14s
+340%
Conversion
1.8%
−22%
PHP workers
38/40
saturated
Redis hit rate
71%
−19 pts
Checkout response time
14:00 – 15:30
14:12 payment-gateway updated
Agent run
15:06:02
Pulled traces for /checkout between 14:15 and 15:05
15:06:09
Correlated 312 PHP warnings with payment-gateway 8.2.1 (updated 14:12)
15:06:14
Found uncached cart-fragments query holding PHP workers ~1.6s each
15:06:21
Preparing fix on staging: roll back gateway, enable fragment caching
Approve on stagingReview diff
Your own copy of the full stack, tuned for WordPress.
- NGINX
- PHP-FPM
- OPcache
- Redis
- MySQL
- WP-CLI
- Cloudflare
Why WordPlay
Hosting that runs your site, not just serves it.
WooCommerce-grade performance, safe updates and AI agents that work around the clock. All of it comes with every plan, from $99/mo.
AI agents that already read the logs
They watch your site around the clock, build pages and fixes on a test copy, and automate routine jobs like updates and store check-ups.
No more · Being your own on-call engineer at 2am
Ask why sales dropped. Get the fix.
One plain-English answer that connects traffic, checkout speed, orders and the plugin that misbehaved, plus a fix ready to approve.
No more · An afternoon across analytics, logs and support chats
Change anything. Break nothing.
Staging in about a minute and a restore point before every change. Updates are tested on a copy first and roll back on their own if anything fails.
No more · A white screen after a Tuesday plugin update
When something's slow, see exactly why
Live CPU, memory, PHP workers, database and cache, with the logs right beside them. No more guessing what your host is hiding.
No more · “Everything looks fine on our end”
Your own server. Priced by resources.
No neighbours slowing you down and no traffic caps. Plans are priced by CPU, RAM and storage, so a viral day is just good news.
No more · Getting billed for your own success
Store email that just delivers
Order, shipping and password emails send from your own domain with SPF, DKIM and DMARC set up for you. No SMTP plugin.
No more · Order confirmations landing in spam
Security built in
Cloudflare DDoS protection and firewall, free SSL, and single-use wp-admin logins instead of shared passwords.
No more · Stacking security plugins and hoping
Free migration. We do the move.
We copy your site onto staging, check it with you, then cut over DNS and SSL. No downtime window to plan, no plugins to install.
Ask your store
Ask why sales dropped. Get the answer — and the fix.
WordPlay sees your orders and the server they run on. One plain-English question replaces an afternoon of cross-checking analytics, WooCommerce reports, error logs and your host's dashboard.
What it checks for you
- Traffic
- Cloudflare
- Performance
- Checkout
- Orders
- Products
- Marketing
Why were sales down yesterday?
Traffic was down 8%, but checkout conversion fell 22%. The largest change occurred on mobile. Checkout response times spiked between 2:15–3:05 PM — and a recently updated payment plugin generated 312 PHP warnings in the same window.
WordPlay AI
An engineer on call who already read the logs.
WordPlay's AI runs on your server, so it sees what a chatbot can't: your error logs, slow queries, orders and recent updates. It does the 2am investigating, and nothing reaches your live site without your OK.
01
It finds the cause
When checkout slows or errors spike, it reads your logs, slow queries and recent updates and names the culprit, with the evidence.
02
It prepares the fix
Code changes, Elementor layouts and store settings are built and tested on a private copy of your site. Production is never touched.
03
You approve, it ships
Review the diff and the test results, click approve, and it deploys with a restore point. If anything regresses, it rolls back.
Jobs it takes off your plate
The work that usually means a developer invoice or a lost evening. Every change it makes goes through a test copy and your approval.
See everything it can doFixes broken updates
Spots the plugin or theme behind an error and prepares a rollback or patch.
Keeps checkout healthy
Watches checkout speed, failed payments and stuck order emails, and flags them first.
Makes slow pages fast
Finds the query, plugin or missing cache that's slowing a page — and fixes it.
Tells you when to upgrade
Sees when you're close to your server's limits, before customers notice.
Investigates suspicious activity
Looks into login floods and odd traffic, and proposes the block or patch.
Builds pages for you
Describe a landing page or section and it builds it in Elementor, ready for review.
Nothing goes live without your OK.
Every change the AI wants to make lands in one review queue with the diff, the test results and the expected impact. Start by approving everything. Later, let routine fixes run on their own if you choose.
environmentsstaging ready
Safe changes
Change anything. Break nothing.
Every update, deploy and AI fix follows the same path: snapshot, copy, test, then go live. If a check fails, it rolls back on its own. Updating plugins stops being the job you put off for months.
- Restore point before every change
- Staging copy in about a minute
- Tests run before anything goes live
- Automatic rollback if checks fail
- One-click restore, any time
- Staging cleans itself up
Speed under pressure
Fast on your busiest day, because the server is yours.
Every site gets its own server, with its own database, PHP workers and cache, behind Cloudflare. On dedicated plans the CPU is reserved for you, so another site's traffic spike can't slow your checkout.
- Your own server, not a shared box
- Your own database and Redis cache
- Dedicated vCPU from $189/mo
- Cloudflare CDN, SSL and DDoS protection
- Pages cached at the edge, worldwide
- Move up a plan in one click
Dedicated plans
CPU reserved for you
2vCPU · Business
4 GB RAM · $189/mo
4vCPU · Performance
8 GB RAM · $329/mo
8vCPU · Power
16 GB RAM · $599/mo
Visibility
When something's slow, see exactly why.
Live CPU, memory, PHP workers, database and cache, with the logs right next to them. You, your developer and the AI all look at the same evidence.
No more “everything looks fine on our end.”
Live metrics
streaming
CPU
62%
Memory
71%
Disk
38%
Load
3.4
PHP-FPM
38/40
NGINX
1.2k rps
Database
184 qps
Redis
71% hit
When something goes wrong, see why
NGINXPHPWordPressDatabaseSystemSecurity
14:32:09PHP/admin-ajax.php — Execution: 5.12s
14:32:11MySQLSlow query detected
14:32:12WordPressPlugin error in checkout flow
14:32:14NGINXUpstream timed out — worker 3
Who it's for
Built for the people who keep WordPress running.
Store owners
Spend your time selling, not fixing.
Your store stays fast during sales, updates stop being scary, and when numbers dip you get a plain-English reason instead of a developer invoice.
- Checkout speed protected
- Safe one-click updates
- Ask why sales changed
- Order emails that deliver
- Abandoned-cart journeys
- Free migration
Agencies
Every client site, one dashboard.
Update a whole portfolio without the Monday-morning breakages. Give clients scoped access instead of passwords, and stop losing unbillable hours to emergency fixes.
- All client sites in one place
- Portfolio-wide safe updates
- Client roles, no shared logins
- Monitoring and alerts per site
- Staging for every client
- AI that triages issues first
Developers
The tools you'd set up yourself, already running.
SSH, WP-CLI, Git deploys and an API on a server tuned for WordPress, with metrics and logs side by side. Skip the server admin and keep full control.
- SSH and WP-CLI
- Git deployments
- API, CLI and webhooks
- Logs next to live metrics
- Staging on demand
- AI sandboxes for changes
Pricing
Your own server. Priced by resources.
Pay for CPU, RAM and storage, never for visitors. Every plan includes safe deploys, restore points, staging, monitoring, Cloudflare, email and the AI assistant. Starter is $99 on shared vCPU; dedicated vCPU starts at $189.
Starter
Shared vCPU$99/mo
- 2 shared vCPU
- 4 GB RAM
- 50 GB storage
Business
Dedicated vCPU$189/mo
- 2 vCPU
- 4 GB RAM
- 25 GB storage
Performance
Dedicated vCPU$329/mo
- 4 vCPU
- 8 GB RAM
- 50 GB storage
Power
Dedicated vCPU$599/mo
- 8 vCPU
- 16 GB RAM
- 100 GB storage
US pricing shown. Canadian regions and full plan details on the pricing page.
Stop renting hosting. Run an OS.
Join the waitlist and we'll move your site for free, lock in launch pricing, and give you a direct line to the team building it.
- Free migration
- Launch pricing locked in
- No visitor limits
- Every feature on every plan